Friday, 5 November 2021 | 07:50 AM

THE GREATEST SHIT in months. I mean, freaking enormous! Ok, I’ve been shitting duller than normal in the last few month, but I wasn’t expecting I would have put out such a primordial matter. It reminds me of nature creating the world, the dinosaurs, the big...

Thursday, 4 November 2021 | 07:52 AM

Been sitting for ten minutes, and I am not sure wether I had a shit. 🙄 Sometimes these things happen, especially when the toilet is full of white foam* *I use special tablets 🥰

Wednesday, 3 November 2021 | 09:35 PM

I think I caught the flu. I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day. I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a...