Monday, 8 November 2021 | 07:25 AM

After some turds spread across a twenty-five-minute session, wiping me off was soft as velvet. I mean, my anus was so keen about being caressed🥰

Sunday, 7 November 2021 | 07:42 PM

I should have spent the day studying. I did not. Now anxiety rises. Let’s take a poop! I wonder if I’ll be able to write in rhyme ever again 😢