Thursday, 18 November 2021 | 05:01 PM

Finally able to have a shit. But I don’t give a shit. I shall research on a method to fossilise my shit. 🧐 so I can actually GIVE somebody a shit.

Thursday, 18 November 2021 | 08:56 AM

Time passes by, I don’t get the attention I deserve, and my arse is cross about it. Today no shit. 😡Seriously, I’ve been writing a post every time I took a shit now! GET ME FAMOUS!

Wednesday, 17 November 2021 | 07:44 AM

I feel low down, deeply sad these days. I guess it happens. In times like this it is difficult even to take a proper shit. In normal times I would feel excited to tell about my insides hurting when pushing for expelling my dirt. Today I just feel like, ‘c’mon, make...