Saturday, 4 November 2021 | 04:04 PM

Took a shit twice today, I had no phone with me, there’s been lunch then, and a very romantic sex. I HAD LOADS OF FARTS TO DOOOOOO! Couldn’t though, there are moments when you simply can’t. Just had a loooooong soundful fart as soon as my gf went to the bathroom. Cool...

Friday, 3 December 2021 | 01:57 PM

I was wondering when my body would have thrusted out the spicy chicken I ate last night, which deprived me of sleep, which I adored, which is now laying at the bottom of the toilet in the form of-Well, it actually has no shape whatsoever. It’s just a brown blob....