Sunday, 12 December 2021 | 02:21 AM

I don’t feel it Christmas. I just feel tipsy hippy need-to-shitty, constipaty Shitty. Needy. Greedy. Ho Dear santa. I want some laxatives

Saturday, 11 December 2021 | 10:18 AM

Yesterday I had just one meal. It was all you can eat sushi for lunch. Then nothing. No Hunger at all for the rest of the day, just disgust, discomfort, farts, nausea. This morning I was hoping to see a proper very bad shit. Yet nothing of this happened. That’s so...

Friday, 10 December 2021 | 06:01 PM

ssooooo liberating. Friday evening, friends night! Gotta jump directly from office. Huge tird on the exit. Gotta rush. The boss got out. SOOOO LIBERATING. The night can now begin.

Thursday, 9 December 2021 | 07:20 AM

I feel it coming. I feel it inside. Every push I feel it closer and closer. Nevertheless, I feel like it’s huge and satisfying, and I am pushing it back inside, putting its pop off, postponing the pleasure.