Thursday, 24 July 2025 | 1:34 PM

After a couple meetings, I went to the grocery, also took my lunch. Back home, had no time to eat it, my arsehole guided forced me to the loo. Farty and sleeky, now I’m literally getting shit done!

Thursday, 24 July 2025 | 8:13 AM

Perhaps, to insult my bowels was the best idea possible. They got nervous, anxiety rised, pressure on. Now pressurised dull liquids got out abruptly. Uuhs, luckily I didn’t save it for later…. Would have been inconvenient...

Thursday, 24 July 2025 | 8:06 AM

Am late already, and my bowels just don’t cooperate. Gotta get out soon!!! Cmoooon! Fuckoff, I’ll just ignore the urge for shit today…