Tuesday, 1 February 2022 | 03:04 AM

Basically I spent the last hours vomiting while peeing from my arse. After a very disturbed slumber I am here, with my headache, relieved, at least I am not crouching in pain. Btw I am still on the sofa, can’t move.

Monday, 31 January 2022 | 02:47 PM

Right, now that’s much more likely. I’m hunched by abdominal pain, but some very smelly liquid brown dump is coming out. If this ever sews in a lake, it kills its whole ecosystem.