Saturday, 22 January 2022 | 08:31 AM

I haven’t given up on my dream to become a shitfluencer millionaire, so I keep shitting! Today, a little harder than yesterday, it comes without scent at all. I hope one day I could sell my shit to somebody

Thursday, 20 January 2022 | 06:31 AM

Still positive on the bad shit. I repeat, it’s the naughtier in weeks. I am crouching in pain! Well it is official, there’s clearly something going on with my intestines, I am dying in pain even if I’ve been almost fasting for an entire week!! Oh fuck...

Thursday, 20 January 2022 | 06:23 AM

Pretty early for a piece of shit ah? Well not so much considering I woke myself up at 1:30AM… Btw this is the naughtier shit in weeks! It’s so creamy one could use it as a gourmet sauce!

Wednesday, 19 January 2022 | 07:35 AM

I am fucking insomniac, Some weeks ago I’ve decided a new drastic strategy, no more dinner. For insomnia is not doing much by the moment, for my shit it’s just that I have no shit to do! There’s nothing inside me! I am empty and I feel so! Depressed...