Friday, 28 January 2022 | 07:03 AM

Since I started recording my farts, to be then sold as NFTs, I am always alert, ready to press ‘record’ in my phone, to catch every (un)pleasing sound my arse produce, every single nuance of my farts. Funny enough, now a turd got out, and it was silent as hell. Wait,...

Thursday, 27 January 2022 | 07:20 PM

All day long holding my farts at work, too long too bad. Now gotta still hold it inside while commuting. It feels even worst considering the fact my farts now are worth a lot. I’m making NFTs out of every worth fart I make

Wednesday, 26 January 2022 | 07:53 AM

As I opened my eyes I noticed a huge fart was trapped inside me. I waited and waited, even had breakfast, then I sat here on my white throne, and POP, there it came. Out! Safe and SOUND! Loyally followed by three turd folks, they all loved the dive!