Monday, 28 February 2022 | 08:10 AM

Yesterday I had a prodigal grill party with friends. Today everything I ate is still inside me. I only managed to push the littlest turd out, but I am scared of what’s still here

Saturday, 26 February 2022 | 10:57 AM

Baaaack agaaaain on the toooilet! YEEEEAAAAHHhh It’s so satisfying! It’s neither dark nor light brown, it’s neither soft nor too hard. It’s THE PEEERFEEECT TUUUURD! YEEEAAAHGHHHH