Saturday, 11 June 2022 | 11:57 AM

First hangover in a very long timespan. First turd is almost inconsistent. The second doesn’t even exist. Inside me it’s the universe in its birth. Big Bang. I don’t understand what I am talking about. I’ll just sleep now. I’ll lett my bowels wake me up when it feels...

Friday, 10 June 2022 | 08:00 AM

I’m awake. Still drowsing in my bed. Gotta rush for the toilet. My girlfriend in the shower. No shit, what shall I do? One moment later I am shitting next next to her having a shampoo. Luckily it was not stinky. But I am waiting for a...

Thursday, 9 June 2022 | 06:25 AM

I went out of the office, walked my colleague to the Bus stop. As we crossed the first street, I felt a turd knocking the door. I waved at my colleague and ran home. I am sitting on the toilet, and I’ve just laid a hooked turd with the hugest gauge I’ve ever seen....

Thursday, 9 June 2022| 07:32 AM

This morning I am very little inspired by my toilet. Just looking at these three little tirds, and I simply feel like it was not satisfying at all. Uhm… okay…