Wednesday, 23 February 2022 | 06:01 AM

Drinking in the middle of the week is something I clearly can’t afford. People drink to drive away stress, although I get more stressed as soon as the alcohol effect finishes, leaving me with stress indeed. Wide awake at five o’clock in the morning, with a very...

Sunday, 20 February 2022 | 06:50 AM

WOOOOO! Excalibur is here! A very huge long turd just laid its way inside the toilet. It must be 5-inch long, its brown skin is almost perfect, no wrinkles in it. It looks legit fresh. I shall drink red wine bottles more often! Fucking...