Friday, 25 March 2022 | 05:56 PM

Glorious full-time day for my arse! I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea. Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes...

Friday, 25 March 2022 | 07:54 AM

It is that time of the day. Me on my favourite piece of furniture. Btw I spent the night away waiting for the air inside me to puff out. It hasn’t yet. A little shit came out tho