Saturday, 19 March 2022 | 08:44 AM

Those two pints were deathly. Even if just after ten or so hours my body already incorporated all the drink’s bitterness, and it is now drumming out a concentrated-poisoning poop, that’s enough to kill half the population of Finland. Why Finland? Just dunno. I just...

Friday, 18 March 2022 | 06:12 PM

Definitely time to have a shit! Luckily I felt the urge to liberate only a few minutes before leaving the office, otherwise it would have been a lot more difficult. Btw now a huge rod made of faces is protruding above the level water of my toilet. Nice...

Thursday, 17 March 2022 | 04:34 PM

I’m at the office and my body suddenly made me realise I had no shit today! 🥵 How did it happen? Well, my bowels are trying to let something slip out, but I caught ‘em in the act. Only farts for now guys! Be patients and wait until we’re back...