Saturday, 5 March 2022 | 01:33 PM

Saturday began with some DIY. Some physical work, movements, and stuff, made my body realise I had no shit at all. I amused my girlfriend, who helped me thoroughly during the job, with LOADS OF FAARTS! Nice. So nice. So now I am sitting here on the toilet but no shit...

Friday, 4 March 2022 | 08:29 AM

Btw, every time my mom cooks Mexican tortillas, I end up shouting shitting in pain. They’re actually really good, when one’s eating them, the day after though, you wish you never ate ‘em!

Friday, 4 March 2022 | 08:17 AM

Gotta admit I am deeply sad for what Russia is doing right now. I keep shitting, but instead I would very much rather doing it on top of his head. Today it is especially sneaky