Friday, 27 May 2022 | 07:35 AM

Trouble shitting today. I guess it’s because I’m out of my routine :/ Well could be! There’s only a shy little tird watching me, head right on top of the water surface.

Thursday, 26 May 2022 | 06:25 AM

Yes, as a matter of fact, there was more. There is now in my toilet more or less the same amount of shit there was ten minutes ago. And I flushed it down, you know. It kind of re-spawned. Where the hell does it come from? I haven’t eaten double! Now my body is...

Thursday, 26 May 2022 | 06:10 AM

The Omen was correct, now the pool is crowded with chilling tirds, sitting all around in a very hazy water. Sure they are happy now, finally freed from a dark and claustrophobic place such as the intestines. There’s a bit more coming though, I feel it. Or perhaps my...

Wednesday, 25 May 2022 | 06:41 AM

The good the bad and the ugly are inside the shell. The good is a HUGE turd taking all the spot, nothing to say, it is the winner, the bigger, the better, the stronger the BAD boy stays a little out, seeking revenge from the good The UGLY is small and underdeveloped,...