Saturday, 1 October 2021 | 08:00 PM

A near church rings their bells. It’s eight o’clock, and I just had a spliff, it triggered my shit. Now I am taking a shit. Yeah, that’s nice!

Friday, 30 September 2022 | 10:05 AM

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later. I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep :/ BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!