Author Archives: theshytird

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

A lunch to be remembered

What notable things happened today? Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em. Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table. Lunch was utterlyContinue reading “A lunch to be remembered”

Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM

Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more… She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine. At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else… Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…

Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM

Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots. I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL. I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.Continue reading “Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM”

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”