Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 01:40 PM

I am not eating much these days… I thought I would have taken less shit. I was wrong 2-inch turds are now piling one on top of the other. They are very ugly. It doesn’t even look like human poo

Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 08:52 AM

Yesterday I discovered I am gluten intolerant. Fine. I guess I already knew. To celebrate I ate some bread. I slept quite badly, gas everywhere in my belly. Now a few pitiful turds are all that’s left

Monday, 27 June 2022 | 09:11 PM

Ouch. I felt something to expel, so I pushed. Ouch. I thought it was all right, but it was harder than expected. Ouch. My arse stretched abnormally. Ouch. Now everything is back to normal. A few grams lighter.