Tuesday, 12 July 2022 | 02:18 PM

Twirled turd, my poop is so absurd. How so? Well, it is brown stuff getting out of my arse! When you really think about it, seems incredible!

Tuesday, 12 July 2022 | 08:50 AM

Yesterday I spent the day having a lot and a lot of beer. Not many reasons for that, I just missed my friends, and needed to celebrate The celebration isn’t over, I see some new friends laying at the bottom of my toilet, they are freaking huge though, yes, it’s wiser...

Monday, 11 July 2022 | 08:32 AM

It’s the beginning of the week, and I harvested fruits of the tree I planted yesterday. I had a couple of drinks after a 2-week-stop, beer, and a pizza for a late dinner, hence my bowels are pleased to let me know everything went through pretty easily. But I guess it...

Sunday, 10 July 2022 | 09:32 AM

I get it, have a shit and post about it is the only thing that makes me happy being alone. Alone with a ball of turd in the pocket. I mean, in my bowels. I mean, it is now in the toilet. I’ll flush it down now.