Thursday, 27 October 2022 | 05:56 PM

I had lunch at home with a friend, let’s say we did not have the healtiest meal ever… Then we went out for a walk and I spent the whole wander farting all around, then we got back home. I was lucky, I started feeling dizzy and sweating, feeling diarrhoea...

Thursday, 27 October 2022 | 09:25 AM

Great! I feel restored! I’m gonna need all the energies possible to take a double shit, you know, to compensate for yesterday, since I had no poop…

Monday, 24 October 2022 | 04:17 PM

I don’t feel like I am celebrating this anniversary properly, but I think it is just enough to take a shit. I mean, this is what really gives my life sense! Happy Birthday to me!