Monday, 11 July 2022 | 08:32 AM

It’s the beginning of the week, and I harvested fruits of the tree I planted yesterday. I had a couple of drinks after a 2-week-stop, beer, and a pizza for a late dinner, hence my bowels are pleased to let me know everything went through pretty easily. But I guess it...

Sunday, 10 July 2022 | 09:32 AM

I get it, have a shit and post about it is the only thing that makes me happy being alone. Alone with a ball of turd in the pocket. I mean, in my bowels. I mean, it is now in the toilet. I’ll flush it down now.

Saturday, 9 July 2022 | 08:07 AM

That’s a level-8 shit, definitely. It amassed seamlessly in a little tidy spiral, it’s smooth as smoothie, it has crunchy stuff in it, it stinks at point, sticks a little but not too much on the sides. It is mostly perfect. Why then level 8 instead of 9? Because the...