Monday, 27 June 2022 | 09:11 PM

Ouch. I felt something to expel, so I pushed. Ouch. I thought it was all right, but it was harder than expected. Ouch. My arse stretched abnormally. Ouch. Now everything is back to normal. A few grams lighter.

Monday, 27 June 2022 | 08:05 AM

Great, a new week begins. Birds are singing, every bulb of my body is sweating, and shit is down the hole! Even if it’s the size of two beans…

Sunday, 26 June 2022 | 08:11 PM

I was relaxed, starting to write a draft for the second episode of my podcast, when I thought ‘mh, talking about shit… what if there’s something to do here!’ Yes there was!

Sunday, 26 June 2022 | 09:20 AM

I was looking forward for this morning’s discharging, ever since I bit the very first pizza slice for dinner. It was heavy, I felt it. Difficult for my bowels to process. I knew it. I slept uncommonly good, but as soon as I was awake, a powerful great sceptre was...