Tuesday, 12 July 2022 | 08:50 AM

Yesterday I spent the day having a lot and a lot of beer. Not many reasons for that, I just missed my friends, and needed to celebrate The celebration isn’t over, I see some new friends laying at the bottom of my toilet, they are freaking huge though, yes, it’s wiser...

Monday, 11 July 2022 | 08:32 AM

It’s the beginning of the week, and I harvested fruits of the tree I planted yesterday. I had a couple of drinks after a 2-week-stop, beer, and a pizza for a late dinner, hence my bowels are pleased to let me know everything went through pretty easily. But I guess it...

Sunday, 10 July 2022 | 09:32 AM

I get it, have a shit and post about it is the only thing that makes me happy being alone. Alone with a ball of turd in the pocket. I mean, in my bowels. I mean, it is now in the toilet. I’ll flush it down now.