Friday, 18 November 2022 | 08:25 AM

New day, new place. I am now in Luxembourg at my friend’s. Every turd I am crafting contains only French dump, result of what I’ve been eating in Paris! I hope my friend doesn’t get a fine for international chemical attack…

Thursday, 17 November 2022 | 07:36 AM

My belly’s bloating with not-so-fresh air. Now I am trying to expel it, but it’s interrupted by a lot of pieces of art. Yes, my very own art products. Shit.

Wednesday, 16 November 2022 | 07:30 AM

Morning shits are the best. Because my bowels are so lazy, still dreaming. Not at all true, that’s my brain, my bowels instead are awake as hell. Ready to popopop! Btw I dreams some friends of mine created a tornado of poo in an open field....