Monday, 18 July 2022 | 12:05 PM

I was just finishing editing my podcast when my bowels felt it. Probably engaged by the topics I was recording about, it produced a little turd, which I gently deployed inside my WC.

Sunday, 17 July 2022 | 03:15 PM

I have the most annoying arse. My arse is an arsehole. I had just began watching Spider-man: no way home but it needed a shit. All right all right! DONE! Can we please resume watching it?

Saturday, 16 July 2022 | 07:05 PM

Not working at all, staying home all day, watching TV shows on the couch, only eating shitty snacks, no lunch nor dinners. Shitty life, means shitty shit. C’mon, what the fuck, useless pieces of crap here. So dry… I’m not even eating fruits…...