Saturday, 20 September 2025 | 8:54 AM

Forgot to mention that huge shit I needed to take yesterday before lunch. I was helping organising this huge conference, needed to bring a printable from point A to point B. I was feeling my bowels not stable enough, so – thinking forward, I understood I needed...

Friday, 19 September 2025 | 8:06 AM

Genius move: to drink three pints on an empty stomach. Yeah. This morning my eyelids don’t work. YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS THOUGH? My intestines

Thursday, 18 September 2025 | 6:21 AM

Been awake for 4 hours already. Early work to do. Btw, I felt some turds piling up ever since. But only now I feel wide awake to do so. DONE! Let’s go back to sleep now