Author Archives: theshytird

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!

Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit. Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit. We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arseholeContinue reading “Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM”

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”