Wednesday, 28 September 2022 | 09:00 AM

It’s been a while since I imagined fantastic adventures in imaginative places during my shit sessions happening at a time o’clock. Well. Now my turds are solidly real. Really solid. Hard to shit

Monday, 26 September 2022 | 09:08 AM

Ok, I was sleeping with a girl at her house tonight. We actually spent the day together, had some lunch, some drinks in the evening. I had no time for me myself and bowels, so during the night, I may have.. woken her up… with a pretty vigorous fart. ‘Sorry...