Monday, 5 September 2022 | 11:26 AM

Even if this crap was pretty decent, I still feel unsatisfied. Gotta get back to my old habits, shitting in the morning gives me real Chocolate

Sunday, 4 September 2022 | 11:28 AM

Yesterday I had Indian food for dinner. I thought my arsehole would have taken it worse than it is now, but ok! Good for me! It doesn’t even smell! NIIIICE

A normal day on my friend’s group chat

G: I took a crap at the office for the first time today G: moments of panic. The turd wouldn’t flush down. L: Performance Anxiety? G: Nope G: The flush couldn’t dump it L: How did you get away with it? G: I pushed the turd down with the toilet brush G:...