Tuesday, 7 February 2023 | 08:58 AM

This week I’ve decided I will behave. No alcohol, no gluten. Gotta heal my bowels. Yesterday potatoes for lunch, risotto for dinner. Morning product is dull and struggles getting out. Right, I’ll buy some apples..

Sunday, 5 February 2023 | 05:35 PM

Finally got home after a day spent climbing. I had a lot of fun, I say ‘finally’ just because I was really looking forward to cleaning myself. In the morning I had to take a shit in the wild. Fine. After that I felt a little relieved, I was usure about the...

Sunday, 5 February 2023 | 09:32 AM

Yesterday I had just a cup of milk for dinner. Gotta say shitting is not that fun when I eat healthy food. It’s dull! Yeah, sure! I feel great! But I had no fun on the toilet this morning 🙁