Author Archives: theshytird

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM

This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia. I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am! Let’s startContinue reading “Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM”

The (not so) perfect way to start my working week

You know, it’s Monday, as such, I start my working week, like many others. Just like many others, as soon as I sit on my desk, I just wish it’s already Friday. It is not. What could worse than a standard blue Monday? this It’s Sunday night, and have a beer with friends. Cool. We’reContinue reading “The (not so) perfect way to start my working week”

Thursday, 15 February 2024 | 03:30 PM

It’s happening something odd, these last few days. I keep needing a shit right after lunch…. well well. I guess it’s not that bad, I mean, it means I work, right? My biology is totally fine! Yeah sure…. I only hope nobody enters this bathroom for a while now…

Thursday, 15 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

I slept very poorly, and I can’t understand if it’s because that kebab roll I ate for dinner, or just because my mind plays with me, but now I just know that I am floating with my head, and this shit session feels like a dream. A dream with concrete leftovers…

Tuesday, 13 February 2024 | 06:49 AM

Taking a poop in the morning is not that easy, especially of you just woke yourself up and went sitting straight on the toilet. It simply doesn’t work like this. In fact I am used to having breakfast first, and only then, going to the loo. Oh well, I think I’ll just be patient… IContinue reading “Tuesday, 13 February 2024 | 06:49 AM”

Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM

Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea. This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. PrettyContinue reading “Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM”

Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

I pushed hard hard today. It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor,Continue reading “Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM”

Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me… Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit,Continue reading “Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM”

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than enough!

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things. As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope withContinue reading “Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM”