Tuesday, 1 August 2023 | 09:50 AM

Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.

Monday, 31 July 2023 | 11:27 AM

After too many days of constipation, I came back home, take a long sleep, and I’m now ready to pop! Let’s pop! Let’s dance! I am now empty!!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time...

Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit. Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit. We’ve all been there,...