Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM

Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink. Guess how far it is from the toilet. Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit? ALWAY. Here I am, just...

Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM

You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all… In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this...

Wednesday, 18 October 2023 | 08:04 AM

Late night beer means, pushy boom shit. Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out. Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes. Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!

Doubt

A doubt. Did I take a shit today?