Thursday, 8 February 2024 | 09:10 AM

Basically, this morning I woke up too early, and my bowels were still too drowsy. Since I arrived early, nobody is here yet, so I can shit in peace 😎

Thursday, 8 February 2024 | 07:25 AM

Having a shit is a lot difficult this morning. One single turd was hidden inside me and I had to push as hard as I could to get it out. Package delivered, eventually…

Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding...

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than...