Tuesday, 26 December 2023 | 17:25 PM

My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come. I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH. No blah, I’ll do

Saturday, 23 December 2023 | 07:09 AM

C’mon! It was just pizza and two pints of beer! Now my cheeks can’t detach from the toilet :/ And it hurts! It hurts a lot! I mean, not that drama, I know, but WHY DOES TAKING A SHIT HAS TO HURT THIS MUCH??