When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Tuesday, 5 December 2023 | 08:54 AM

Nice and easy shit in the morning. Everything perfect. But one thing. I keep forgetting toilet paper on the basin shelf, and I have to squat leg-open, crab-like, to the shelf, to grab the paper without spreading my dung on my cheeks. Disgusting ain’t it? Just...

Sunday, 3 December 2023 | 01:20 PM

One night out with friends for a party, and my bowels swell. Plenty of hard as hell shit. Now, I’ve just got back home, and flushed hell down the toilet

Saturday, 2 December 2023 | 06:57 AM

It’s Saturday morning, and I just wanted to keep sleeping… Where am I instead? For those who follow me, it’s easy, I am on the toilet…. Taking a shit in the early morning is something mystical. I don’t know how many times I faced this...