Wednesday, 20 March 2024 | 08:42 AM

You know, when you drink beer and the day after you’re all cluttered, well, I’ve decided to have dinner with milk and cereal after my two pints, I thought it might protect and stabilise my tummy. Hell yeah, it worked! I slept fairly nice, and I have no...

Monday, 18 March 2024 | 08:27 AM

I hate it when I spend the whole night farting, real bad stuff, then in the morning there’s nothing left to shit. Whatthefuck!? I mean, it’s right there! It’a self-clear!