Thursday, 15 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

I slept very poorly, and I can’t understand if it’s because that kebab roll I ate for dinner, or just because my mind plays with me, but now I just know that I am floating with my head, and this shit session feels like a dream. A dream with concrete...

Wednesday, 14 February 2024 | 06:15 PM

What the fuck is happening to my arsehole? I’ve been farting all evening long, and now popping shit at my office’s bathroom. What changed? Let’s think…. could be perhaps that new Kefir drink my boss bought…yeah, maybe… Now...

Tuesday, 13 February 2024 | 04:15 PM

Fuck hummus! I keep eating it at lunch with my colleagues, but it just makes me pop! Now I’m in the bathroom, farting and shitting like pop corns. It’s just NUTS! It also kinda look like…

Tuesday, 13 February 2024 | 06:49 AM

Taking a poop in the morning is not that easy, especially of you just woke yourself up and went sitting straight on the toilet. It simply doesn’t work like this. In fact I am used to having breakfast first, and only then, going to the loo. Oh well, I think...