Saturday, 24 February 2024 | 10:06 AM

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit. If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more… Farts...

Friday, 23 February 2024 | 03:40 PM

Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat. My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥 Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken...