A letter to my 100yo self

Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. As you’re now crossing the century milestone, just look back. Do you see it? It’s still the same as it has always been: your shit resting at the bottom of the toilet. Hopingly, you’re at your own house,...

Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 08:36 AM

Finally arrived to the airport. As I step forward the security checks, I can now head rush to the closest bathroom and FREE MYSELF!

Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:30 AM

Btw, still on the toilet. It’s now getting late, but I need to fulfil my main chore here, otherwise I will find myself in agony, trying to stop a diarrhoea at some close point in time, like, I would say, as I go to the terminal to catch my flight, or perhaps on...

Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:06 AM

Waaay too early in the morning, I have a flight to catch. But the thing is, I slept for maybe two hours, and now I have no strength at all for having a real shit. Only little farts keep sounding