Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM

Late shit on Sunday morning. This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁 Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the...

Friday, 22 March 2024 | 08:13 AM

Constipation is very much related to diarrhoea, if you can’t shit now, at one point in the near future, you WILL, with all the overdue…

Wednesday, 20 March 2024 | 08:42 AM

You know, when you drink beer and the day after you’re all cluttered, well, I’ve decided to have dinner with milk and cereal after my two pints, I thought it might protect and stabilise my tummy. Hell yeah, it worked! I slept fairly nice, and I have no...