Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 08:13 AM

Drinking at the very beginning of the week is not really wise… but if you’re smart enough and you eat enough you won’t hangover. This is true, but what I ate for dinner was a rough panini, plenty of mayonnaise, sausage and aubergines. This is now...

Monday, 15 July 2024 | 08:58 AM

Even shitting feels like a war during this summer. Even if don’t push that hard, I end up sweating like a pig. Shit is done, but I also lost 10-kilo worth of sweat

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM

Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks. We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers. Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair. I think I may need some shit first…....

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM

Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me. Perhaps it was my shit’s fault. Dunno. Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah. And I did it! I di it! I clogged the toilet! Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony...