Sunday, 1 September 2024 | 08:52 PM

After a feast with my friends, I felt stuffed for the whole evening… until I finally had some chamomile at home, and something happened to my bowels. I am at comfort now, sitting on my toilet. Nice.

Sunday, 1 September 2024 | 10:06 AM

Uhm, shit is not bad as I thought it would have been… Yesterday I drank the worst alcohol. Low quality drinks should be banned everywhere…

Saturday, 13 August 2024 | 10:21 AM

Very standard shit. What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this? Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard. Mildly satisfying

Friday, 30 August 2024 | 09:43 AM

Second go. This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit. Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it

Friday, 30 August 2024 | 08:25 AM

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner… NO. Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about. Loads...