Friday, 8 November 2024 | 8:11 AM

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds. They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask...

Thursday, 7 November 2024 | 8:12 AM

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez Done. Now the day can begin. Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!

Tuesday, 5 November 2024 | 8:04 AM

Only few turds…I wonder how much it is… I can’t help imagining a future – should already be at present – where we have bowels habits next to sleep, fitness, hearth rate, etc in out Health apps… there should be smart toilets...