Tuesday, 29 October 2024 | 7:51 AM

Seemed impossible at first, but I patiently waited for it to happen, and now I can proudly admire the swoosh-shaped turd my arse has just crafted! Felt constipated initially, then I freed myself! Just do it!

Saturday, 26 October 2024 | 01:33 AM

My girlfriend is out, my dad too, so I’ve just arrived at my mom’s to have lunch with her.. I’ve arrived less than 3 minutes ago and I’m already sitting on the toilet, taking a shit… Uhh… how lovely… vibes from my...