Friday, 24 January 2025 | 7:56AM

I have nausea and vertigo, I’ve been sitting on my toilet for almost one hour. I feel sick. I maintained a streak of 20 days not drinking alcohol, and yesterday I broke it. Had a beer and four red wine glasses. The result is something I was desperately avoiding....

Wendesday, 22 January 2025 | 8:23 AM

At first poop didn’t want to get out. There was no chance. Then, suddenly, while pushing and pulling my arsehole for the 100th time, BLOPBLOP. Everything out at once! Nice

Tuesday, 21 January 2025 | 8:20 AM

My morning shit was soft and squashy this morning. Thing is though, once I wiped my arsehole, I noticed my shit was reddish. How odd. Did I eat an alien without me knowing it?? Well it was good. Or perhaps even my bowels is celebrating Trump!...

Monday, 20 January 2025 | 7:47 AM

This morning I wanted to craft a rapid shit, but my plans got wrecked by my bowels Clusters of turds burst out holding each other’s hand. Yeah, they don’t have hand, but I need a hand. Anyone?