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Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 10:57 AM Right now a fart just scattered crap all around my toilet. Harsh.

Monday, 20 July 2020 | 09:58 AM Everyday it starts, splash

Sunday, 19 July 2020 | 10:26 AM Yesterday my Iranian mate made a dish with sausages and vegetables, all seasoned with some spices mix. It was de-li-cious. We spent most of the dinner just talking about those spices, I loved star anise in there! I now feel so much lucky… I see those splendid spicesContinue reading “Sunday, 19 July 2020 | 10:26 AM”

Saturday, 18 July 2020 | 11:38 AM MAXI Tird! The city was deserted, devastated by the exceptional heat of the day. Yet, in day such as this one something else, more exceptional, is happening. An extraordinary browinish creature it’s now expelled out in the primordial soup. A hero is born. MAXI TIRD!

Friday, 17 July 2020 | 08:58 AM I had the first pizza in maybe three months yesterday. Farts kept me awake.

Thursday, 16 July 2020 | 10:12 AM I am well aware of the fact that I cannot go on telling details of my crappy, right now – though – all my energy and efforts are channeled into my thesis work 😱

Wednesday, 15 July 2020 | 12:13 PM I need a break. I mean. I need sort of a pedal – like the one in the car – to stop the shitflow.

Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 03:53 PM This one felt like shitting blades.

Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 10:39 AM Nice and gentle. Remind me of that moist cream my mom used to rub on my cheeks when I was a child.

Monday, 13 July 2020 | 09:09 AM Shitting with a headache it’s pretty annoying. Every time I constrain myself in order to defecate, it feels like my head is exploding 🤯

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 01:34 AM Two tirds left

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 10:05 AM Mh. It’s happening to be difficult just to write a phrase about my crap. It was a soft and flexible multipieced stuff.

Saturday, 11 July 2020 | 10:56 AM Is it possible, each and every time I drink any wine I end up with a petroleum-flood-disaster in my toilet. 😟

Friday, 10 July 2020 | 08:03 AM Anxiety, I don’t know such a thing! The only thing I feel is my arse melting off.

Thursday, 9 July 2020 | 11:31 AM It hurts

Wednesday, 8 July 2020 | 07:25 PM My arse was locked by a stone.

Tuesday, 7 July 2020 | 10:39 AM Talking with my friend with the phone on my right ear. I hear the splashing of my shit with my left ear.

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:54 AM Wine withdrawal take #2. Now coming out lumpy!

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:15 AM ‘Thanks for all the wine you made me drink yesterday’, I say to my-past-self. ‘You are very welcome’ replies strongly the stink from my holes.

Sunday, 5 July 2020 | 06:41 PM My day was so full I can’t even remember if I had a shit today. Luckily I have got this journal.

Saturday, 4 July 2020 | 10:54 PM Nice shat after my CBD Zoot

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 11:36 AM I can’t remember eating anything spicy recently, nevertheless my arsehole is … well… There’s just one way to say this: The Ring of Fire

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 08:59 AM Luckily I sit one minute earlier before the pandimensional gargle blast. Still, something has to blast, gargling, from my _

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 12:37 PM Diarrhoea protruding from my arsehole is making my day difficult.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 10:45 AM Some other crap hidden in my belly. OUT!

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 07:56 AM Abruption from my bottom.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 06:17 AM Just sitting having my morning wee, a wild tird fought his way out, effortlessly.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:17 PM I juat arse-crafted the perfect infinite-tird. It disappears right below the foam*, a never ending piece of fun. *I put those jelly things to have a nice blue-shaded foamy water inside my loo.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:26 AM Lushy

Tuesday, 30 June 2020 | 08:37 PM After a long cycling upwind the struggle was so high, I got no energy left to expel this little tirdy out. 😰 Farts instead, just get out freely