Monday, 17 February 2025 | 7:21 AM

My doc friends say either you’ve had haemorrhoids, you have them at the moment, our you’ll have haemorrhoids in the future. You can’t escape that, they say. I reckon I’ve never had them though… Just thinking about it… you...

Thursday, 13 February 2025 | 7:11 AM

Yesterday: double chilli beans wrap for lunch, curry pakoras for dinner. Some nutella snacks along the day. This morning: _________________________ . That’s not a blank space I left there, it’s the scrape I left in my toilet.