Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.
When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.
Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.
I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!
the Shy Tird 