Saturday, 25 March 2023 | 09:13 AM

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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