Feels like my body is fucking with me…
I was putting my pants on to go out for a jog, I had just taken some friendly shit.I
was ready… when suddenly one of the most recognisable fart went through down there, it was a solid one.
I had to rush back to the toilet, where I’m at the moment of writing. Everything I’m typing on my phone right now is paired with a great background of my stained underpants.
I mean, elbows on my knees, fingers on my screen, eyes on my undies, staring at that microscopical piece of shit now stuck on the fabric. Nice souvenir for my morning run!
the Shy Tird 