Feels like my body is fucking with me…
I was putting my pants on to go out for a jog, I had just taken some friendly shit.I
was ready… when suddenly one of the most recognisable fart went through down there, it was a solid one.
I had to rush back to the toilet, where I’m at the moment of writing. Everything I’m typing on my phone right now is paired with a great background of my stained underpants.
I mean, elbows on my knees, fingers on my screen, eyes on my undies, staring at that microscopical piece of shit now stuck on the fabric. Nice souvenir for my morning run!